A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for Money and Guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck,
and gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there the husband tells his wife; "Listen, the guy's an
escaped convict.
Look at his clothes. He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
This guy is probably dangerous! Do whatever he tells you
Satisfy him no matter how he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous.
If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love You."
To which the wife responded: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."
He breaks into a house to look for Money and Guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
neck,
and gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there the husband tells his wife; "Listen, the guy's an
escaped convict.
Look at his clothes. He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
This guy is probably dangerous! Do whatever he tells you
Satisfy him no matter how he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous.
If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey, I love You."
To which the wife responded: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."
