A father says to his son, “My boy, when you accumulate the understanding of why a pizza is baked round, put in a square box , and eaten in triangles, you’ll be able to understand women,”
Except if you go to the Pottsville Pizzaria. That is a rectangle shaped pizza in a rectangular shaped box and eaten in squares.
Used to be the greatest damn pizza around here years ago. But like most things, the quality went down, the price went up and now the box it comes in has more flavor!