As much as I wouldn't want this to happen to me, I would like to deal with the call to the insurance company. I imagine a couple of different conversations, several of which start with, "here, hold my beer I got to run/you ain't going believe this"...It bounced off his truck first, he gets to own it.
The FAA needs to bring this guy in. How did he get this??? You don't just sell stuff like this without the proper paperwork, he is obviously clueless.
In today's world, it is difficult to tell satire, sarcasm, humor and idiots apart from the other. If it hadn't happened close to where I live, I could have easily taken it too seriously. After all, just last week some knucklehead finally got the Gorilla Glue out of her hair after a month!Sorry if I took it seriously.