Two elderly friends, Jim and Phil, met in the park every day
to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
problems.
One day Jim didn't show up. Phil didn't think much about it
and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Jim hadn't shown
up for a week or so, Phil really got worried.
However, since the only
time they ever got together was at the park, Phil didn't know where Jim
lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month
had passed, and Phil figured he had seen the last of Jim, but
one day, Phil approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Jim!
Phil was very excited and happy to see his old friend and told him so.
Then he said, "For crying out loud Jim, what in the world
happened you?" Jim replied, "I've been in jail.":eek:
"Jail?" cried Phil. "What in the world for?"
"Well," Jim said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Phil, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded
guilty and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world
problems.
One day Jim didn't show up. Phil didn't think much about it
and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Jim hadn't shown
up for a week or so, Phil really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Phil didn't know where Jim
lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month
had passed, and Phil figured he had seen the last of Jim, but
one day, Phil approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Jim!
Phil was very excited and happy to see his old friend and told him so.
Then he said, "For crying out loud Jim, what in the world
happened you?" Jim replied, "I've been in jail.":eek:
"Jail?" cried Phil. "What in the world for?"
"Well," Jim said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Phil, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded
guilty and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
