A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed. It was driving his partner nuts!
Finally, his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the
damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
The partner says, "Forget it, man, you're not using enough club to hit her
from here!"
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed. It was driving his partner nuts!
Finally, his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the
damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
The partner says, "Forget it, man, you're not using enough club to hit her
from here!"