A man on his way to work one morning begines to have car trouble, it won't hardly run and has no power.He limps it to a garage to have it checked.The mechanic comes to the waiting room a bit later and says I have some good news and some bad news,the bad news is you have run your car low on coolent and cooked the engine,it will cost more to fix than the cars worth.The customer than asks what the good news is.The mechanic replys ,did you see the cute little receptionist we hired? Well I'm sleeping with her! 