While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid
hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch,
and severely banged my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch
to the edge of the road, when a shinny new convertible
pulled up with a very beautiful, women, who asked,
"Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse
with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up
to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I will take you to my house so I
can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, but I
don't think my wife will like me doing that!”
"Oh, come now, I am a nurse" she insisted.
"I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then
treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty, and very persuasive and being
sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated,
"I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away, and
after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked
her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife
is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while
unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful breasts
I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while, she won't
know anything, and by the way, where is she?"
I replied, "Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch,
and severely banged my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch
to the edge of the road, when a shinny new convertible
pulled up with a very beautiful, women, who asked,
"Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse
with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up
to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I will take you to my house so I
can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, but I
don't think my wife will like me doing that!”
"Oh, come now, I am a nurse" she insisted.
"I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then
treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty, and very persuasive and being
sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated,
"I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away, and
after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked
her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife
is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while
unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful breasts
I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while, she won't
know anything, and by the way, where is she?"
I replied, "Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
I think, he'll be getting a call, from F. Lee Bailey, tomorrow.
