One day, a farmer was walking out of his barn when he is confronted by a man holding a business card two inches from his face. "I am the new head of agriculture for this area and I am here to do a complete inspection of your farm and equipment."
" Do I need to be with you on your inspection???" asked the farmer
"I don't believe that will be necessary." said the man.
"Well o.k." said the farmer , " but do me a favor and do not go in those doors down there at the end of this barn."
"DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME" holding his card out for him to read again, " I AM THE HEAD OF AGRICULTURE AND THIS CARD GIVES ME PERMISSION TO GO ANYWHERE ON THIS FARM THAT I SEE FIT !"
"Well o.k." said the farmer , and he walked up to his house and sat on the porch.
About 10 minutes later, he heard a horrible scream and out of the doors at the end of the barn came the inspector being chased by a 3000 pound black bull.
The farmer stands up and walks to the edge of the porch and yells, " JUST SHOW HIM YOUR CARD"
" Do I need to be with you on your inspection???" asked the farmer
"I don't believe that will be necessary." said the man.
"Well o.k." said the farmer , " but do me a favor and do not go in those doors down there at the end of this barn."
"DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME" holding his card out for him to read again, " I AM THE HEAD OF AGRICULTURE AND THIS CARD GIVES ME PERMISSION TO GO ANYWHERE ON THIS FARM THAT I SEE FIT !"
"Well o.k." said the farmer , and he walked up to his house and sat on the porch.
About 10 minutes later, he heard a horrible scream and out of the doors at the end of the barn came the inspector being chased by a 3000 pound black bull.
The farmer stands up and walks to the edge of the porch and yells, " JUST SHOW HIM YOUR CARD"