Hope 'n Change
- Thread starter Dick MacKenzie
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WTF?
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.
I am older than 60, which makes me a bit less than I used to be.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.
Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends a “basket of deplorables”.
I need to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found challenges in my life and my thinking!
I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!
Funny . . . it's all taken place over just the last 8 years of O'blahblah! (The "I HATE AMERICA" Leader of this great land REALLY DID CHANGE THIS COUNTRY. Nearly tore it apart and brought it to it's end.)
And if all this wasn't enough to deal with.
I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!
Junkman 104
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Covering up the mullato white part. He's the first black president you know, even though he's half white. Kind of a Pocahontas thing.
Ya, it's raining BS
Junkman 104
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Who is this really????
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/ani...me-to-prank-friend/vi-BBPmviA?ocid=spartandhp
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/ani...me-to-prank-friend/vi-BBPmviA?ocid=spartandhp
Covering up the mullato white part. He's the first black president you know, even though he's half white. Kind of a Pocahontas thing.
The Bummer was in training camp with Michael Jackson's graduating class.
Mark
Back in the 80's all the experts on global warming said we were going into the ice age again. I like this guy.
https://youtu.be/pBbvehbomrY
https://youtu.be/pBbvehbomrY