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Iowa 409 Guy

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THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT...

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call
center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.
 

Junkman 104

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jdk971

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i worked homicide with a guy named fred. he said when he gets old and bad off, he would rent a flop house room on the 5 floor or higher.
then he would eat a bag of white castles. then he would lay on the floor behing the toilet and the tub and commit suicide. so us dumb
asses would have to find him some hot summer day, after he was missing for a week. and then we would have to bag him up and
hull his ass down the stairs. jim
 

jdk971

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we called him 4 letter freddie. he would cuss infront of civilians and deputy chiefs. he was in his mid 40's when he died of
cancer. he was in the air force in nam. he mixed agent orange for the planes. i worked the south end in patrol and had him
as a partner in a ih paddy wagon. we locked up a guy for hitting his wife, then the wife jumped on fred's back and started
to scratch his face. that woman was the first of two women i have hit in my life. jim
 

IMBVSUR?

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we called him 4 letter freddie. he would cuss infront of civilians and deputy chiefs. he was in his mid 40's when he died of
cancer. he was in the air force in nam. he mixed agent orange for the planes. i worked the south end in patrol and had him
as a partner in a ih paddy wagon. we locked up a guy for hitting his wife, then the wife jumped on fred's back and started
to scratch his face. that woman was the first of two women i have hit in my life. jim
Jim, can you tell me why police have double standards when it comes to women? Are not all criminals, criminals? Cannot a women shoot, stab, assault, rob, etc, like a man? It is something I have seen all my life. Where a man would be pounded on and put in jail, women often get a pass. Just curious, not implying you treat them different because I don't know, just asking a question.
 

Iowa 409 Guy

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Supporting Member 15
we called him 4 letter freddie. he would cuss infront of civilians and deputy chiefs. he was in his mid 40's when he died of
cancer. he was in the air force in nam. he mixed agent orange for the planes. i worked the south end in patrol and had him
as a partner in a ih paddy wagon. we locked up a guy for hitting his wife, then the wife jumped on fred's back and started
to scratch his face. that woman was the first of two women i have hit in my life. jim

Animals always protect their mates....:crazy
 

jdk971

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Supporting Member 6
we were taught to defend ourselves and others. i hit two women. but my father was not happy. he raised me to respect
and care for them. assault is assault period. no matter if it is a woman or man. it is the courts we have to worry about.
judges did not look kindly on hitting women. i watch livepd reruns and i am yelling hit that mf or nut him or give him
some forgetmenotknots. at least i never sticked a women. jim
 

IMBVSUR?

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Most people our ages or older were taught not to hit women, and to protect them. However that was a different world then. It sickens me to see the double standards applied by the law, and law enforcement when dealing with women. People often speak of race when it comes to the law. What they should be talking about is Power, Celebrity, Wealth, Religion, and a persons sex. Both the law and law enforcement treat those people that fall into those categories often very differently than others regardless of their race. There is truly a multi tiered system in our country, and it is not necessarily based on race or the color of someone's skin.
 

wristpin

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Ive never hit a woman. There's been a few times self restraint was near breaking point. Im sure if you hit those 2 women they were WAYYYYY over the point of needing to be stopped. Good for you and your partner.
 

IMBVSUR?

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I have never hit a woman either, however I have not had a need to. If I need to, I will in a heart beat. I am not going to be assaulted by anyone without defending myself. If they can hit, they can be hit. Keep your hands to yourself and you will not have a problem.
 
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