At the the convenience store in Newark ...I went into the gas station to get a Coke and as I went in, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there! Anyway, I minded my own business and went inside and got my drink.
As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!!
When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car??
And being nosy as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for.
He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!