fourspeed409
Well Known Member
Only in Newfoundland
Phil and Jim were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as
airplane
mechanics in Gander, NFLD. One day the airport was fogged in and they
were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Phil said, "Man, I wish we had
something to drink!" . Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can
drink
jet fuel and get a buzz. --- You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get
completely smashed.
The next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Phil says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Phil says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We
ought
to do this more often."
Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing... Have you farted yet?"
"No....."
"Well, DON'T. I'm in TORONTO
Phil and Jim were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as
airplane
mechanics in Gander, NFLD. One day the airport was fogged in and they
were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Phil said, "Man, I wish we had
something to drink!" . Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can
drink
jet fuel and get a buzz. --- You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get
completely smashed.
The next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Phil says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Phil says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We
ought
to do this more often."
Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing... Have you farted yet?"
"No....."
"Well, DON'T. I'm in TORONTO