Letter from home

[Dick MacKenzie]

To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.


I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweet heart.


I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

 

[skipxt4]

I think Love is blind. It figures, that a F**d was involved....:

 

[rwagon57]

Do they really have Ferrari's in Arkansas?

 

[bobs409]

I don't see any great loss there. :evil

Glad the beer cooler didn't get smashed though.

 

[dq409]

I don't see any great loss there. :evil

Glad the beer cooler didn't get smashed though.

Missed the Vespa too !!!

 

[Dick MacKenzie]

I don't see any great loss there. :evil

Glad the beer cooler didn't get smashed though.

Yeah...Proof there is a God!

 

[raymar58409]

Looks like the p'cup thought it was a muatang and decide to mate the prancing horse.
Ray

 

[DaveFoster]

Don't be picking on Arkansas, I heard they might fly the state flag at half mast because the governor's mansion burned down all the way to it's axles.




p.s. if I offend anybody I take it all back.