Loving Retirement

[Iowa 409 Guy]

Today I called the credit card company about a charge on Mary's CC bill. After giving them the cc number, last 4 digits of her SS, and her mothers maiden name the line went silent for a second and the gal asks me, are you Mary. Without missing a beat I replied, yes I am, I CHOOSE TO IDENTIFY AS A FEMALE.......................It was quiet for a second and then she went on with my request.............

Damn I'm loving retirement.............

Time for lunch...the brisket from the smoker is waiting for me

 

[bobs409]

Somebody has too much time on his hands.

 

[409newby]

Retirement gives a guy more free time to think of these kinds of things and sometimes they work

 

[63 dream'n]

Congratulations on your retirement crusher...... enjoy it .......live long and prosper ..........

 

[Fathead Racing]

Had to pull a few strings to come up with this, but after paying off a friend of Daves I came up with this picture of him playing Mary. I have to admit I'm a little turned on by the reference to meat in the smoker. Looks just like him.

 

[bobs409]

You're right! It does look like him. No question that it is.

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

No way. I'd never buy that color of lipstick.

 

[IMBVSUR?]

Had to pull a few strings to come up with this, but after paying off a friend of Daves I came up with this picture of him playing Mary. I have to admit I'm a little turned on by the reference to meat in the smoker. Looks just like him.

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If that is Dave in retirement, he should go back to work, now...……..

Now let us wait for a reply from Wristpin. It will probably work out to something like, " I am not leaving here without some of that " What ever that is

 

[Ishiftem]

 

[Ishiftem]

If that is Dave in retirement, he should go back to work, now...……..

I'm not too sure about that. I think that was his uniform!

 

[IMBVSUR?]

I'm not too sure about that. I think that was his uniform!

Duuuh

 

[63 dream'n]

Looks like a cross between Liberace and Mad Max throw in a pinch of Twisted Sister

 

[Tooth]

Keith don't you mean Twisted grandma?

When my daughter was about 4 I used to hand the phone to her and let her talk the legs off of the telemarketer. After a while we quit getting phone calls. LOL

I'm telling you I would buy a ticket and a subscription to the Ray and Coots show! I've seen it live and in person for a whole weekend and my cheeks and jaw never ache so much from laughing and smiling.... never heard James laugh so much either.

 

[Tom Kochtanek]

I must have done something wrong. When I was working full time I had a lot of free time. Now that I'm retired I seem to be busier than ever. What's up with that?

I do have more control over my schedule, so I must be slowing down a bit...

 

[Tooth]

Tom it's called grandparenting and wife honeydews! And if you get some free time you could come over and sand on my truck.

 

[Tom Kochtanek]

Good point. I just finished painting the entire interior of a 1850 square foot unit, then I come home as the sun sets and the wifey has me in a 16 square foot entry hall putting two coats of paint on the trim (two doors, one 95 year old window, and a door way plus baseboard trim) before her girl friends come by for lunch tomorrow .

Luckily my brush cut in skills are superb .

Cheers! TomK

 

[Tooth]

Being 8 foot tall doesn’t hurt either!

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

Good point. I just finished painting the entire interior of a 1850 square foot unit, then I come home as the sun sets and the wifey has me in a 16 square foot entry hall putting two coats of paint on the trim (two doors, one 95 year old window, and a door way plus baseboard trim) before her girl friends come by for lunch tomorrow .

Luckily my brush cut in skills are superb .

Cheers! TomK

Not doing that stuff anymore. Had a dude give an estimate for washing our windows. I've bought cars for that price..........but guess what????

 

[nomad59NZ]

Today I called the credit card company about a charge on Mary's CC bill. After giving them the cc number, last 4 digits of her SS, and her mothers maiden name the line went silent for a second and the gal asks me, are you Mary. Without missing a beat I replied, yes I am, I CHOOSE TO IDENTIFY AS A FEMALE.......................It was quiet for a second and then she went on with my request.............

Damn I'm loving retirement.............

Time for lunch...the brisket from the smoker is waiting for me

O no, what am i going to find on arrival in July

 

[nomad59NZ]

Had to pull a few strings to come up with this, but after paying off a friend of Daves I came up with this picture of him playing Mary. I have to admit I'm a little turned on by the reference to meat in the smoker. Looks just like him.

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Ray, you sure this is not a "when the sun goes down" moment!

Gav