McTavish

[Iowa 409 Guy]

McTavish is on his death bed. He calls over his friend Hamish and says, “I have a bottle of 25-year-old whisky under my pillow. When I’m dead would you do me a kindness and pour it over my grave?”



“Of course I will,” replies Hamish. “Tho I'll be passin' it over me' kidneys first.”

 

[bobs409]

 

[Dick MacKenzie]

Waste not want not!

 

[Greg Reimer]

A very unpleasant drill instructor at a Marine base addressed a large group of Marines just completing basic training bellowed at them," How many of you wish I would drop dead so you can pee on my grave?" A voice near the back said," Of course not. When I get out of the Marines,I'll never stand in line again!!".