MEDICARE PLAN PART G

bjburnout

Well Known Member
Supporting Member 4
MEDICARE PLAN PART G



If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income tax.

Is this a great country or what?
 

bobs409

 
Administrator
I like the part about shooting a politician! (start with the democrats and when you run out, there's a whole bunch more on the other side...)

P.S. I'm moving this thread to political for obvious reasons.
 

oleblu72

Well Known Member
Supporting Member 5
I'm pretty sure the government thinks that they are helpless because they are incarcerated and can't provide for themselves and being that their citizens of the greatest Country known to man they fall under the same Cadillac plan that we provide our boys and lets not forget about the girls (because I don't want to be sued) down in Washington.

Mark
 
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