A mortician was working late one night
>
> He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and
> made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part
> he had ever seen!
>
> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow
> you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be
> saved for posterity."
>
> So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
>
> "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said t o his
> wife, opening his briefcase.
>
> "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"
>
> He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and
> made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part
> he had ever seen!
>
> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow
> you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be
> saved for posterity."
>
> So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
>
> "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said t o his
> wife, opening his briefcase.
>
> "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"