Nice Bike

oldskydog

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> Subject: FW: Nice Bike
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> A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
> little
> girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
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> 'Nice bike,' the cop said, 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
> 'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
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> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for
> a safety violation.
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> The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
> the back of it.'
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> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you
> got, did
> Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
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> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell
> Santa the
> d*ck goes underneath the horse, not on top!'
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:eek:
 
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