A man goes to confession in the Catholic
Church.."Father, it has been one month since my
last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month".
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven
go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been Two months since my last
confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie
Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner
replies.
"Very well, "sighs the priest. "Go and say ten
Hail Mary's."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares
to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead
gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes
of every man in the church fall upon her as she
slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right
in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very
short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
matching green shoes and dress sits with her
legs slightly spread apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers,
"Is that Nookie Green?
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but
replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection
off her shoes"
Church.."Father, it has been one month since my
last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month".
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven
go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been Two months since my last
confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie
Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner
replies.
"Very well, "sighs the priest. "Go and say ten
Hail Mary's."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares
to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead
gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes
of every man in the church fall upon her as she
slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right
in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very
short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
matching green shoes and dress sits with her
legs slightly spread apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers,
"Is that Nookie Green?
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but
replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection
off her shoes"