When I Was Married 25 Years, I Took A Look At My Wife One Day And
Said, "honey, 25 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car,
Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But
I Got To Sleep Every Night With A Hot 25-year-old Brunette.
Now We Have A $500,000.00 Home, A $45,000.00 Car, Nice Big Bed And
Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 50-year-old Woman. It
Seems To Me That You Are Not Holding Up Your Side Of Things."
My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To Go Out And Find
A Hot 25-year-old Brunette, Blonde Or Redhead, And She Would Make
Sure That I Would Once Again Be Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving
A Cheap Car, Sleeping On A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black
And White Tv.
Aren't Older Women Great? They Really Know How To Solve Your
Mid-life Crisis!
Said, "honey, 25 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car,
Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But
I Got To Sleep Every Night With A Hot 25-year-old Brunette.
Now We Have A $500,000.00 Home, A $45,000.00 Car, Nice Big Bed And
Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 50-year-old Woman. It
Seems To Me That You Are Not Holding Up Your Side Of Things."
My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To Go Out And Find
A Hot 25-year-old Brunette, Blonde Or Redhead, And She Would Make
Sure That I Would Once Again Be Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving
A Cheap Car, Sleeping On A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black
And White Tv.
Aren't Older Women Great? They Really Know How To Solve Your
Mid-life Crisis!