Our new disclaimer

bobs409

 
Administrator
In these uncertain times, it's good to be covered:

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some
assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other
warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp.Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts
inside.Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate.Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the
United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As
seen on TV. One size fits all.Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. We have sent the forms
which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At
participating locations only. Not the Beatles.Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this
line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for
your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.Employees and their
families are not eligible. Beware of dog.Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt
delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of
carton.Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type.Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended
for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors.No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise
specified.Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not
carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until
the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume.Your mileage may vary. This supersedes all previous notices. This disclaimer may not
be copied without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from.
 

wrench

Well Known Member
Supporting Member 15
The other end of that Spectrum

This system now accepting all netmail, echomail, hatemail, snail mail, user complaints, user praise, severed limbs, W2 forms, elephant memories, odd-mated socks, plastic owls, paperweights, dinosaur bones, moon rocks, serving sizes, cubic zirconium, dried fish, motorcycle Boheme, specimen collections, red herrings, mouse droppings, commercial interruptions, off-topic postings, Z-Modem transfers, lost books of the Bible, failed bioengineering projects, spontaneous government funding, inexpert advice, active super woofers, spinal fluids, #2 pencils, bent silverware, frantic virus reports, mung beans, first impressions, peroxide blondes, Native American artifacts, 16th century anatomical diagrams in any digital image format, vile
aromas, dropped carriers, banned ivory utensils, fish bones, draft proposals for new letters for the English alphabet, left handed compliments, insidious conspiracy theories, smelly cheeses, used college diplomas, effective solutions, active ingredients, fluids for the removal of unpleasant memories, Japanese folktales, ineligible contest entries, dried poison arrow frogs, retinal scans, ocumentation of unknown colors, precision spiritual instruments, zoological textbooks, dehydrated jellyfish, table scraps, nocturnal emissions, objects of unsurpassed beauty, dream records well-ritten, chicken and beef bullion, ziplock bags, speculation upon the exact geographical location of your soul, blackened stock pots, lost & found, tongues in cheeks, nutrition facts, secretarial
services, saloon doors, refreshing aftertastes, X-acto blades, chunks of ice, flatworms, verbal excesses, fungus collections, excitement, enthusiasm and positive influences.
 
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