Parking Space

[Seon]

I was late for a very important meeting but couldn't find a parking space for my '58 Impala near the building. Not being a very religious man, I decided to pray..."Dear Lord, if you give me a parking space directly in front of the building, I promise to donate 10% of my annual income and attend church every Sunday". Just then a car pulls out right in front of the building! Then I said, "Lord, never mind I found one".

 

[wristpin]

Dear Lord if you give me 24 year old pretty redhead twins....

 

[skipxt4]

And God said Sorry, wristpin, I gave you three chances, already.

 

[Junky]

Dear Lord if you give me 24 year old pretty redhead twins....

And G-d said....... at your age, you've got to be kidding!!!!!! They would give you a heart attack and a stroke at the same time, and kill you!!!!

 

[wristpin]

And G-d said....... at your age, you've got to be kidding!!!!!! They would give you a heart attack and a stroke at the same time, and kill you!!!!

So!!

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

And G-d said....... at your age, you've got to be kidding!!!!!! They would give you a heart attack and a stroke at the same time, and kill you!!!!

Mary would be at the head of the line.