Happy Birthday! Phil Reed

409gang

409gang

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wristpin said:
Happy Birthday Phil!! I hope you and Candy have a wonderful day celebrating your newest milestone!! Geeze it seems like it was just yesterday that you were a little girl in Kansas rolling drunks for change. Then using those funds for money to buy four cylinder ford engines to put into full size plymouths. Never figuring out horsepower to weight ratio was the boon of your existence! Then Fate and the Judicial system forced you by court order to serve your country during the Great Chicken Uprisings. Your Chicken Choking exploits are truly inspiring. A true American Hero. Shockingly it all came crashing down when you were caught in that movie theatre with Pee Wee Herman reliving your Chicken Choking Glory Days. Later years as luck would have it you stumbled across a group of respectable men who's passion was the venerable HEMI engine. They were freaked out by you so they banned you to the "M" engines but with your dyslexia you read it as "W"....and here you are
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63 dream'n

63 dream'n

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wristpin said:
Happy Birthday Phil!! I hope you and Candy have a wonderful day celebrating your newest milestone!! Geeze it seems like it was just yesterday that you were a little girl in Kansas rolling drunks for change. Then using those funds for money to buy four cylinder ford engines to put into full size plymouths. Never figuring out horsepower to weight ratio was the boon of your existence! Then Fate and the Judicial system forced you by court order to serve your country during the Great Chicken Uprisings. Your Chicken Choking exploits are truly inspiring. A true American Hero. Shockingly it all came crashing down when you were caught in that movie theatre with Pee Wee Herman reliving your Chicken Choking Glory Days. Later years as luck would have it you stumbled across a group of respectable men who's passion was the venerable HEMI engine. They were freaked out by you so they banned you to the "M" engines but with your dyslexia you read it as "W"....and here you are
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:rub:think:haha:haha:lmao:laugh2:laugh2:laugh2:laugh4.........You’ve got some following, and quite a fan club Phil ........happy birthday......... I hope it’s a great one ..........and many many more to you......... Holy shit ....... this guy is warped
 
Iowa 409 Guy

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wristpin said:
Happy Birthday Phil!! I hope you and Candy have a wonderful day celebrating your newest milestone!! Geeze it seems like it was just yesterday that you were a little girl in Kansas rolling drunks for change. Then using those funds for money to buy four cylinder ford engines to put into full size plymouths. Never figuring out horsepower to weight ratio was the boon of your existence! Then Fate and the Judicial system forced you by court order to serve your country during the Great Chicken Uprisings. Your Chicken Choking exploits are truly inspiring. A true American Hero. Shockingly it all came crashing down when you were caught in that movie theatre with Pee Wee Herman reliving your Chicken Choking Glory Days. Later years as luck would have it you stumbled across a group of respectable men who's passion was the venerable HEMI engine. They were freaked out by you so they banned you to the "M" engines but with your dyslexia you read it as "W"....and here you are
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I always wondered.....now I know.....:winner
 
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