Phil's New Race Car

[Iowa 409 Guy]

No $hit

 

[bobs409]

Seems to be running a little shitty. I can just see Phil behind that door with his helmet on!

 

[chevy man]

SHITIN "N" GETIN !!!!!!

 

[oldskydog]

Crapper with a seat belt.

 

[skipxt4]

Blowing Farts, as he made it, down the strip.

 

[DonSSDD]

What will Phil think of next.

 

[Junky]

Here are some of his past ideas....

 

[Don Jacks]

I think that you're giving him too much credit here,Junky!

 

[skipxt4]

I like the Jet Powered, School Bus. All School Districts need one. One way, to keep all the trouble makers, in one place. They will all, be back by the emergency door.

 

[oleblu72]

You have got to be $hitting me!! I'm sorry but someone had to say it.

Mark

 

[Phalen409]

This is Phil new car!!!!...

 

[Phil Reed]

Dammit Dennis....you know I don't drive PG cars!!!

 

[Phalen409]

Dammit Dennis....you know I don't drive OG cars!!!

What's an OG Car??

 

[Junky]

Original....... or maybe he meant to type OM..... for Old Man!!

 

[Phil Reed]

Damn fat fingers!!!!

 

[Junky]

You can blame fat fingers, but I know that it is the connection between the brain and the hand that is the issue that needs to be addressed. Think faster, type slower. Typing is like playing a piano, you either know where the keys are or you don't.

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

I always blame smell chick....

 

[heddrik]

People should pay for humor this great!!!! Thank you Mr. Phil for graciously being the BUTT of these jokes.

 

[blkblk63ss]

If he crashes,shit's gonna hit the fan!!!