dunhamfield
Well Known Member
The Pastor and The Pilot
>>
>> A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of
>> him
> is
>> a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and
>> jeans.
>> Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
>> whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
>>
>> The guy replies, "I'm Captain Dave, retired Continental pilot from
> Houston."
>>
>> Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take
>> this
>> silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom."
>>
>> The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
>>
>> Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am
>> Joseph
>> Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years."
>>
>> Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, take this
>> cotton
>> robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."
>>
>> "Just a minute," says the minister. "that man was a pilot and he gets
>> a
>> silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood.? How can
> this
>> be?"
>>
>> "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached -
>> people slept; while he flew - - people prayed."
>>
P.S. I dont drive fast, I fly low.....
>>
>> A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of
>> him
> is
>> a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and
>> jeans.
>> Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
>> whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
>>
>> The guy replies, "I'm Captain Dave, retired Continental pilot from
> Houston."
>>
>> Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take
>> this
>> silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom."
>>
>> The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
>>
>> Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am
>> Joseph
>> Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years."
>>
>> Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, take this
>> cotton
>> robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."
>>
>> "Just a minute," says the minister. "that man was a pilot and he gets
>> a
>> silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood.? How can
> this
>> be?"
>>
>> "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached -
>> people slept; while he flew - - people prayed."
>>
P.S. I dont drive fast, I fly low.....