President Bush awoke one morning after a big snowstorm, looked out his bedroom window, and saw "The President Sucks!!!" written in piss in the snow. Furious, he calls his security chief in and orders him to find out who the hell is responsible for this.
The next day, the security chief reports to him with good news and bad news. Bush says "Give me the good news." "Well, sir, we did a urine analysis, and it appears it was the Vice Presidents urine." Bush is really pissed, but then says "Wait, that's the good news? What's the hell is the bad news?", to the which the security chief says "well, sir, its your wifes hand writing".
The next day, the security chief reports to him with good news and bad news. Bush says "Give me the good news." "Well, sir, we did a urine analysis, and it appears it was the Vice Presidents urine." Bush is really pissed, but then says "Wait, that's the good news? What's the hell is the bad news?", to the which the security chief says "well, sir, its your wifes hand writing".
