Top Ten Reasons why racing is better than sex.
10.It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9.If you call your car by the wrong name in the middle of a lap, it will still let you finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often out perform bigger engines.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie before you race.
6. Your racecar won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will let you race even if you forgot the day you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
10.It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9.If you call your car by the wrong name in the middle of a lap, it will still let you finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often out perform bigger engines.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie before you race.
6. Your racecar won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will let you race even if you forgot the day you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.