> A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
>
>
> a half-gallon of 2% milk,
>
> a carton of eggs,
>
> a quart of orange juice,
>
> a head of romaine lettuce,
>
> a 2 lb. can of coffee,
>
> and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
>
> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
> drunk
> standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
> cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
> calmly
> stated with a little slur in his speech,
>
>
> "You must be single."
>
>
> The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> intrigued
> by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
> her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
>
> selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
>
>
> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
> you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>
>
>
>
>
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
>
>
> a half-gallon of 2% milk,
>
> a carton of eggs,
>
> a quart of orange juice,
>
> a head of romaine lettuce,
>
> a 2 lb. can of coffee,
>
> and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
>
> As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
> drunk
> standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
> cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
> calmly
> stated with a little slur in his speech,
>
>
> "You must be single."
>
>
> The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> intrigued
> by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
> her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
>
> selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
>
>
> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
> you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>
>
>
>
>
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
