really????????

[Phil Reed]

A man and his wife are awakened at
> > 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> > pounding on the door. The man gets up
> > and goes to the door where a drunken
> > stranger, standing in the pouring rain,
> > is asking for a push.
> >
> > Not a chance," says the husband, "it is
> > three o'clock in the morning!"
> >
> > He slams the door and returns to bed.
> > " Who was that?" asked his wife.
> >
> > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push ,"
> > he answers.
> >
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >
> > "No, I did not, it is three in the morning
> > and it is pouring out!"
> >
> > " Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
> > "Can't you remember about three months ago
> > when we broke down and those two guys helped us?"
> > "I think you should help him, and you should be
> > ashamed of yourself!"
> >
> > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
> > out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the
> > dark,
> > "Hello, are you still there?"
> >
> > "Yes," comes back the answer.
> >
> > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >
> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> > "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.