Drinking with a Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Iranian, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with
the same one twice."
The Iranian, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iran we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iranian. Catching her glass, setting it on the
bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice."
:eek:
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A Mexican, an Iranian, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with
the same one twice."
The Iranian, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iran we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Iranian. Catching her glass, setting it on the
bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice."
:eek:
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I just woke up and my forehead & right side of my face has the keyboard embossed in it...
better have another beer...
bang