The thrill of mail order
So Bob – how was your time spent around Christmas? Let’s see. First figuring out what we wanted, then doing the design, finding the printer, visiting the printer three times as much as you ever expected for reasons no one could anticipate, organizing our orders, reorganizing our orders, re-reorganizing our orders, making the list of our individual orders (checking it twice), insert dental torment here, making the address list (checking that twice), making the address labels, getting 40 or so FedEx boxes, laying them out on the living room floor and kitchen counter, sorting out the orders so everyone got the correct quantity and sizes of shirt, packing each box, labeling each box, double checking everything, driving to the FedEx box with the station wagon dragging the rear bumper and duct tape keeping the boxes from bursting out of the windows, waiting for the driver, in the snow, with only a stick of beef jerky and warming your hands over a can of Sterno with some big dogs circling closer and closer after the police had checked your id.
Just thought I’d ask in case you wondered if we appreciated the great Christmas present from you.
Michael
Okay, okay it wasn't FedEx, it was USPS Priority Mail. But the work was the same except you needed a bullet proof vest.