St. Peter

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Three nuns were killed in a traffic accident

When they arrived at Heven's gate they were greeted by St. Peter
Now, before entering Heaven's gete St. Peter always asks a question
to see if your are eligible. St. Peter thought to himself that he would
need some good questions for these nuns.

St. Peter said to the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth ?"
The first nun answered, "Adam." The gates opened up and she walked in.
St. Peter said to the second nun, "Who was the first woman on earth ?"
The second nun answered, "Eve." The gates opened up and she walked in.

St. Peter thought again, "I've got to come up with a real good question for
the next nun."
St. Peter said, "What were the first words Eve said to Adam ?"
The nun thought for some time then said, "Boy that is a hard one !"

The gates opened up and she walked right in !
 
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