hrlykngt
Well Known Member
Subject: Lost in Walmart
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>Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.
>The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
>for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
>going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, what a coincidence. I'm
>looking for my wife, too. I
>can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
>she look like ?"
>The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red
>hair, blue eyes, long legs, a big bust, and is wearing short shorts.
>What does your wife look like ?"
>To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, . . . let's look for
>yours."
>
>Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.
>The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
>for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
>going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, what a coincidence. I'm
>looking for my wife, too. I
>can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
>The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
>she look like ?"
>The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red
>hair, blue eyes, long legs, a big bust, and is wearing short shorts.
>What does your wife look like ?"
>To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, . . . let's look for
>yours."