That thing needs a lot of welding and you could try out a lot of tools to make it a 409 powered straight axle drag car. Needs a blower with a big scoop and an axle where the rear tires are almost touching, wheelie bars?
Bob has the tools to transform it. It looks like it should fit right under Bob's Evolution chop saw so he could cut & modify it and then weld it back together with those slick premium stack o dimes weld pattern's.
That's classic foreign crap to you sir and with a lot of potential think of the gas mileage Bob and should you ever want to start a clown grotto this would be a perfect vehicle for clown car stuffin Bob the Guinness world record could just be around the corner Bob.
Notice he said he would not be caught "dead" in it. He did not say he wasn't the high bidder, or he would not own it, nor did he say he would not drive it. Just apparently doesn't want to be found dead in it.