About time someone posts a joke. Here's one:
A very pompous, Baptist minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight from Nashville to Dallas.
After the plane was airborne, snacks were passed out and drink orders taken.
The Texan asked for sour mash whiskey and soda over ice, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant, not knowing who the man was, then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than allow liquor to touch my lips!"
The Texan looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to the attendant and replied, "I didn't know we had a choice."
A very pompous, Baptist minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight from Nashville to Dallas.
After the plane was airborne, snacks were passed out and drink orders taken.
The Texan asked for sour mash whiskey and soda over ice, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant, not knowing who the man was, then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than allow liquor to touch my lips!"
The Texan looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to the attendant and replied, "I didn't know we had a choice."