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oldskydog

oldskydog

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... A good old Southern boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that?! There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from the South a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"
 
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Greg Reimer

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A guy and his wife were on a rather long road trip out in the country, and she starts bickering about everything, and became busy being a real pain in the neck. While about 50 miles away from the next town along a rural 2 lane road, they see a grove of trees with about half a dozen run down trailers, about 20 junk cars and trucks, big fat butt ugly nearly toothless women, a bunch of skinny tweaker looking guys laying around, beer cans and liquor bottles all over the place,and a bunch of little kids running around either wearing dirty diapers or nothing at all. As they drove by, everybody looked at them real hard. He says," Man, oh man! What a sight!". She says, Who are they, Some of your relatives?" He replies,Might be my in laws."
 
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