Junky
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A redhead went into a bar in Texas and saw a Cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet.
The Cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, RED, why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?"
The redhead wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before."
She told him, "Don't be flattered . . . just take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
The Cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, RED, why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?"
The redhead wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before."
She told him, "Don't be flattered . . . just take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."