THE REDHEAD

[oldskydog]

The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been
checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve
to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams
and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for
breakfast. They had a wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been
SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the
perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you
meet?"

"No," she replies. . .







"You just happened to catch my eye."

 

[bobs409]

 

[409newby]

Kinda like the old hooker with a glass eye used to tell her customers I'll keep an eye out for you!!!!!

 

[blkblk63ss]

Kinda like the old hooker with a glass eye used to tell her customers I'll keep an eye out for you!!!!!

You beat me to it,,,,,ha.

 

[blkblk63ss]

Had a fellow classmate in high school that I thought was a little cross eyed. (Never knew him till got in high school. ) One day sitting next to him ,he took his fake eye out and put it in his between his fingers and put it in front of my face!!! He played footballl and all sports did not seem to bother him.

 

[Iowa 409 Guy]

I knew this old boy and he spent some time in the bar. He would get up to go to the john, take out his glass eye, throw it in his beer, and say.... keep an eye on my beer.