The Sicilian Cow

oldskydog

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Probably a re-run but WGAS?
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.
The town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheap.......
So, they brought the cow over from Sicily It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull,and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice. Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side. The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily? The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from SicilyYou are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye My wife is from Sicily.
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jdk971

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Supporting Member 6
and you married her...:rub
as i said, our parents called us dumbasses. she wanted my dreams during the divorce, it was her mom. after it all settled i came
out very ok compared to what i orig offered her. my attorney only charged me 200 bucks, had a police insurance policy that paid
him. she had a high class attorney. hee hee. the case was in a small county. i called a dep sheriff and he gave me my attorney. they do
not like big city attorneys there. and years before i told her that. but she as usual didn't listen and got a high price one from cols ohio.
i had my feet up in the judges chambers before the case. God is great. jim
 
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