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> Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking.
> The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
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> "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
> We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids.
> I just don't get it."
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>
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> "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
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> "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
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> "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
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> "Down 'tother side of the swamp
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> near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
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> "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
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>
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> "Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus
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> and wait fer one to open the car door.
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> Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg,
> shake the sh!t out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
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>
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> "Ah!" says the big alligator,
> "I think I see your problem.
> You ain't gettin' any real nourishment."
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>
>
> "See, by the time you get done shakin'
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> the sh!t out of a Politician,
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> there ain't nothin' left but
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> an a$$hole and a briefcase!"
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>
>
> Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking.
> The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
>
>
>
> "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
> We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids.
> I just don't get it."
>
>
>
> "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
>
>
>
> "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
>
>
>
> "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
>
>
>
> "Down 'tother side of the swamp
>
> near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
>
>
>
> "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
>
>
>
> "Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus
>
>
> and wait fer one to open the car door.
>
>
> Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg,
> shake the sh!t out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
>
>
>
> "Ah!" says the big alligator,
> "I think I see your problem.
> You ain't gettin' any real nourishment."
>
>
>
> "See, by the time you get done shakin'
>
> the sh!t out of a Politician,
>
>
> there ain't nothin' left but
>
> an a$$hole and a briefcase!"