Just saw this one on Team Chevelle about virus's--->
>WARNING . . . Watch out for these new virus's - Neither Symantec or
>McAfee have any solutions for these yet!!!
>
>
> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
>re-counting.
>
> The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
>
> The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old
>floppy.
>
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
>e-mails everyone about what it did.
>
> The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is
>stored.
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb,
>then
>slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
>
> The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.
>
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
>
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
>doesn't care.
>
> The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
>
> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
>will be back.
>
> AND THE FAVORITE .
>
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
>floppy.
> . . then discards it through Windows.
>WARNING . . . Watch out for these new virus's - Neither Symantec or
>McAfee have any solutions for these yet!!!
>
>
> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
>re-counting.
>
> The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
>
> The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old
>floppy.
>
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
>e-mails everyone about what it did.
>
> The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is
>stored.
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb,
>then
>slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
>
> The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.
>
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
>
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
>doesn't care.
>
> The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
>
> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
>will be back.
>
> AND THE FAVORITE .
>
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
>floppy.
> . . then discards it through Windows.