Wal-Mart Greeter

[AZ409]

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Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'






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[Tic's60]

LOL the greeter are a funny lot BUT the cart retrivers are scary:eek:

between the two I seen the other day, one wearing a helmet with a drug induced twinkle in his one good eye and the other one spinning around like his right foot was stuck to the ground while chasing some immaginary butterfly makes me wonder if the retarded ones actualy have it best!
No gas price worries, a bus takes you home, a happy meal makes you, everyday....

 

[oldskydog]

Take it easy now. You may be talking about my future employer.

 

[AZ409]

Cecil, maybe we could work a package deal with Wal-Mart, I could use a pay raise. Larry