What is the most funtional word?

dq409

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The Most Functional Word you ask?



Well, it's "****"...probably the most functional word in the English language. Consider this:



You can get ****-faced, be **** out of luck, or have **** for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****...

You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.



Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you probably don't need to know anything else...

You could pass this along if ya give a ****, or if ya don't give a ****, just delete it....

Hope ya have a nice day, without a buncha ****.
 

bjburnout

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Jack ****

Hey DQ
That's very interesting......and since you brought that up......here's some more ****

Who is Jack ****?

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know
Jack ****". Now, you can handle this situation.

Jack is the only son of Aw **** and Oh ****. Aw ****, the fertilizer
magnate, married Oh ****, the owner of KneeDeep ****, Inc. In turn,
Jack **** married Noe **** and the family oriented couple produced 6
children: Holie ****, the twins-Deep **** and Dip ****, along with
Fulla ****, Giva **** and Bull ****.

Against his parents objections, Deep **** married Dumb ****, a high
school dropout.

Sadly, things took a bad turn for Noe and Jack **** and they divorced.

However, Noe later re-married to a man named Mr. Sherlock. Because some of
her kids were still living with her, Noe wanted to keep her previous name
so she decided to go with the standard hyphenation and became known as Noe
****-Sherlock.

As for the rest of the family: Dip **** married Loada **** but were
childless except for their pet, Chicken ****. Fulla **** and Giva
****, who were inseparable throughout childhood, subsequently dated the
two Happens brothers and had a double wedding ceremony.
They did hyphenate their names and became ****-Happens.

Bull ****, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world before returning with his new bride, Pisa ****.

Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack ****"?, you can correct them.

Aren't you glad you asked?

BJ ;)
 

Phil Reed

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Supporting Member 10
distant cousin!!

Noe and Jack had a 2nd cousin...once removed...that did go into the priesthood. He was HOLY ****!!!!!!
 

Obnxs1

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I can't believe this ****! Everyone knows that F*** is the most versatile word in the English language.

As a verb - We got ****ed. Do you want to ****?
As a noun - I don't give a ****. That guy is such a ****.
As an adjective - That girl is ****ing hot. Look at the ****ing a** on that chick!
As an adverb - That car can really ****ing move.
As part of a word - Un****ingbelievable, in****ingcredible
As nearly every every word in a sentence - F*** the ****ing ****s!

Et cetera, et cetera, et ****ing cetera.


BTW, I think you're all out of your ****ing minds. :D
 

dq409

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Now,,,,,Adam,,,,,,That word is vulgar,,,,not the same pal,,,,, it ain`t **** !!!
 

Loafer409

 
Supporting Member 1
When they are together, you can't tell **** from shinola, his twin sister...09 :p
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AAW, ****, , I see DQ already use that one,, that's ****ty...09 :bang
 
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