I was just cleaning out some of my saved e-mail files, and I came across this. It's ironic and funny at the same time. I hope all of you enjoy.
Dan
WORDS OF WISDOM
100%
Ever wonder about people who say they are giving
more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here is a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented by:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.
and
K N O W L E D G E =
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E =
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T =
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and
Bull**** will take you over the top.
But look how far *** kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G =
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.
So the next time someone asks you to give more than
100%, you know what is really required of you.
Dan
WORDS OF WISDOM
100%
Ever wonder about people who say they are giving
more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here is a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented by:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.
and
K N O W L E D G E =
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E =
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T =
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and
Bull**** will take you over the top.
But look how far *** kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G =
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.
So the next time someone asks you to give more than
100%, you know what is really required of you.
