A New York attorney, representing a wealthy art collector, called and asked to speak to his client;
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied; "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures, that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day.
Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary!"
