"Women Are Smarter Than Men"

[grumpy]

"Women Are Smarter Than Men"
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> A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of
> their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are
> hurt.
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> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's
> interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left,
> but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
> should
meet
> and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
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> Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
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> This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this,
here's
> another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
> wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
> celebrate our
good
> fortune."
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> Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
> agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
> to the woman.
The
> woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the
> man.
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> The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
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> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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