For Phil and friends

[dq409]

Ah...if it were only true....
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room, where
they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the men's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.

But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and, upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three."
He suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us three."
In an instant, he was surrounded by piles of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true,
George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said,
"I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

Kind of that sucking sound you hear whenever he talks !!!!!

 

[tripower]

Electoral Stress Management

Just in case you've had a rough day due to the recent elections, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.




1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the Democrat you're holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.:takethat :takethat :takethat