THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies I
stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?":eek:
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
*Husband and wife in bed together. *
*She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. *
*She: "Oh, that feels good." *
*His hand moves to her breast.*
* She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."*
*His hand moves to her leg. *
*She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."*
*But he stops.*
*She: "Why did you stop?" *
*He: "I found the remote."*
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies I
stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?":eek:
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
*Husband and wife in bed together. *
*She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. *
*She: "Oh, that feels good." *
*His hand moves to her breast.*
* She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."*
*His hand moves to her leg. *
*She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."*
*But he stops.*
*She: "Why did you stop?" *
*He: "I found the remote."*
