TWA flight 713 was flying around the edge of Hurricane Andrew and experiencing extreme turbulence. The plane finally flew out of the storm and the pilot came on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is the captain speaking. We apologize for the rough ride but I assure you that is all there is and we expect a smooth ride all the way to our destination, Miami. Thank you for flying TWA and we hope that you enjoy the rest of the flight."
Having finished his address to the passengers, the captain unfortunately forgot to switch off the intercom button. So he was overheard by the entire plane, he remarked to the co-pilot, "Jesus, that was the worst turbulence I've experienced in a long time. I sure could use a strong cup of coffee and a Blow Job right now"
Horrified, the stewardess ran up to the cockpit to warn the captain of his mistake. Just before she got there a passenger called after her, "Don't forget the coffee!!!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is the captain speaking. We apologize for the rough ride but I assure you that is all there is and we expect a smooth ride all the way to our destination, Miami. Thank you for flying TWA and we hope that you enjoy the rest of the flight."
Having finished his address to the passengers, the captain unfortunately forgot to switch off the intercom button. So he was overheard by the entire plane, he remarked to the co-pilot, "Jesus, that was the worst turbulence I've experienced in a long time. I sure could use a strong cup of coffee and a Blow Job right now"
Horrified, the stewardess ran up to the cockpit to warn the captain of his mistake. Just before she got there a passenger called after her, "Don't forget the coffee!!!"
