Boomerangs etc

blumun53

Well Known Member
What do you call a boomerang that don't come back?
A stick.

What do you call two brooms with dynamite?
Broom-broom that go boom-boom.

What do you call a redneck with a shotgun pointed at you?
Soon-to-be-father-in-law.

Where does a homosexual park his Plymouth?
In the garage, you may ask? No; in the gayrodge.
 
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